Why does everything cool have to happen on the same day?

It seems like months ago that Jason asked a bunch of us if we wanted to go to the Bare Naked Ladies concert on Nov. 29th. At that time, I didn't have anything else going on, plus Kristi's always raved about BNL live, so I figured why not...count me in. Of course, I sit at home every other night doing nothing but catching up on my Tivo'd shows only wishing there was a killer concert to attend that night. Why does it always seem that every cool show is scheduled for the same night? I recently found out that INXS is performing a dream-come-true gig at the HOB in Anaheim. Yes, I could be inches away from JD Fortune, close enough that I could reach out and grab him, but NOOOOOOO! The damn show is on Nov. 29th. Why do the gods tease me like this? Don't they know how much I am in love with Mr. Rockstar? Then to add more salt to the wound, I just found out my other heartthrob sexy himself Butch Walker is playing at Hollywood Cafe, a cool intimate stage that I've been dying to see, but, yep, you guessed it: the show is Nov. 29th. Why ME? Why do all these shows have to be on the same damn night? Ugh! Now I'm super depressed because I wish I had a couple clones that could attend the other shows for me. Better yet, I wish I had that cool necklace Hermione wore in the last Harry Potter movie where she could time travel. At least now I know what to ask Shawn to buy me for Christmas.